I had a date with this real asshat to play some pinball and when I cancelled that day because I'd developed an irregular heartbeat and was put on a monitor at the hospital, he sent me a nasty text message about being a flake.  This is the photo I sent back...

48 hour holtor monitor to watch for irregular heartbeats...

I'd actually considered sending instead a photo of my arse with my middle finger strategically hiding my naughty bits, but in the first place you couldn't really see the monitor from that angle and secondly my ass is still pretty awesome (at least until I get some kind of terrible ass cancer) and some jerky pinball player (this last bit is debatable since the date didn't happen) doesn't deserve to see it.