I had a date with this real asshat to play
some pinball and when I cancelled that day because I'd developed an
irregular heartbeat and was put on a monitor at the hospital, he sent me a nasty
text message about being a flake. This is the photo I sent
back...
I'd actually considered sending instead a
photo of my arse with my middle finger strategically hiding my
naughty bits, but in the first place you couldn't really see the
monitor from that angle and secondly my ass is still pretty
awesome (at least until I get some kind of terrible ass cancer)
and some jerky pinball player (this last bit is debatable since
the date didn't happen) doesn't deserve to see it.
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