If you're going to get a lot of IV drugs sometimes they'll suggest a port, and this is a glorious, glorious thing.  The reason that an implanted port is so fabulous is that it sits just under your skin and connects to a much larger vein than the ones generally accessible to a normal IV so instead of butchering my arm on a weekly basis by repeatedly looking for a decent vein and then proceeding to devastate it the nurses can simply plunge a needle into the port and start the IV right away.  I wish I had realized how wonderful the implanted port would be before the chemotherapy damaged the veins in my arm, but hindsight is 20/20, so I hear.

I specifically requested to stay awake for this surgery; normally it's done under a general anesthetic.  I now know why most people are put under for this procedure... even though the local anesthetic was very effective there was still quite a bit of bone and muscle manipulation and there were a couple of times when the pain was fairly intense (you can get some idea of the manipulation involved by looking at the residual bruising in the final photographs).  I'm still glad I stayed awake for this one, though, since I would always rather know everything that happens.  It's also nice to just be able to drive home from the hospital, although it took some explaining to convince the recovery nurses that I'd only been under a local anesthetic, heh.

I hoped this would be my last IV...

I'd hoped that this would be the last IV I would have in my arm for a long, long time, which is why I bothered to take a photograph of it.  Much to my dismay, however, I have since learned that most emergency rooms and similar environments do not like to access a port and there are a lot of medical procedures that require a different sort of IV speed or volume than a port can supply.  Balls.

Beginning the implanted port surgery...

Local anesthetic is very important when staying awake for a surgical procedure...

A guidewire is inserted as part of the port procedure...

At the bottom of this page I've included some information from the "instruction manual" that hospitals receive with this kind of port... you can read there that the vein is accessed by first running a guide wire through the vein and then replacing it with the appropriate tubing.

X-ray view of an implanted port guidewire...

The whole time they were working on me on the table they were also able to see exactly where the guide wire was located by looking at a giant X-ray screen on a nearby wall.  The amount of precision needed to manage this is a little intimidating.

X-ray view of an implanted port guidewire...

Surgery to insert an implanted port...

Surgery to insert an implanted port...

X-ray view of surgical salad tongs...

I always wondered where those salad tongs went...

Guidewire is replaced by tubing during implanted port surgery...

The implanted port before it's inserted...

This is what the implanted port looks like and approximately where it sits, although you can't see it once they close the incision.  The skin covering the port is very thin, though, and you can pretty much feel the whole thing with your fingertips and even see it if you turn your head or shoulders the right direction.

It's a painful procedure even with a local anesthetic...

I really was awake for the whole procedure... I just had my eyes screwed shut in this photo because of some momentary pain.

Closing up the incision during an implanted port surgery...

Surgical implements and other tools after an implanted port surgery...

There is a suspicious lack of salad tongs on this table...

Bruising following an implanted port procedure...

Both this photograph and the one following do a tremendous job (in my opinion) of demonstrating how much muscle and bone manipulation were involved in placing the port.  There were times when the pain in my shoulder and collar bone was very intense indeed, and you can see that the end result here is a lot more traumatized (in appearance at any rate) than even the mastectomy was.

More bruising following an implanted port procedure...

The following images are from the instruction manual that came with my implanted port... this isn't a piece of literature that patients normally receive but the nurses thought I might want it to go with my surgical photos and they were right.  It helps to explain some of the installation (is that the right word?) process and gives a fairly good view of what the actual port looks like and how it functions:

Excerpts from an implanted port manual...

Excerpts from an implanted port manual...

Excerpts from an implanted port manual...

Excerpts from an implanted port manual...

Excerpts from an implanted port manual...

Excerpts from an implanted port manual...

Excerpts from an implanted port manual...

Excerpts from an implanted port manual...

Excerpts from an implanted port manual...

Excerpts from an implanted port manual...

Excerpts from an implanted port manual...